Qrazy Quotes for Hedonism Week! Enjoy too much information!

Hello, gentle readers!
I present before you a special event, a near transcript of the meeting between everyone but Jack, with all the boring parts cut out. The topic? Hedonism theme week. OooOOoOOooh. The boring parts have all been cut out, so it's only about one tenth as painful as the real thing was. Enjoy!


James: Anyway, what's up?
Thomas: Not much. Hating. Patrolling. Trying to catch people riding dirty.
James: It's good to know you haven't forgotten the streets.
Thomas: I hate them so.

Thomas: ...okay, Cathleen's going to go have sex.
Thomas: So she's probably not coming to the meeting of our blog.
James: ...
Zachary: Good for Cathleen.
Thomas: I know, right?

Zachary: Eleven Names is about being interesting and writing things.
Thomas: In the least intellectually dishonest way.
Thomas: With a rake.
Zachary: Maybe.

Zachary: And it is hard to have a group identity when we don't post enough. But, I don't like low volume of posts as a justification for making decisions we'll have to live with for a long period of time.
James: THEN POST MORE.
Thomas: ...said the kettle.

Beth: We had standards?
Beth: ...why?

Zachary: Yeah, I hate that.
Thomas: You hate my voice inflection boots?

Thomas: Anyone have a post in the pipe?
Zachary: Yup!
Zachary: By which I mean no.
Thomas: Ah good.

Thomas: It is hard to feel the hedonism in February.
Thomas: OH LOOK I'M SICK AND IT'S FUCKING COLD OUT THERE *UNF UNF UNF*

Zachary: So, Cathleen is back.
Thomas: How long was that?
Zachary: 40 minutes?

Thomas: Someone with a rigid and potent chat invite, please use it on Cathleen.
Zachary: Apparently there is no chat invite rigid or potent enough.

James: That's why I'm grumpy, I didn't have my happy lamp on.
Zachary: ...
Zachary: SO SAD
Thomas: *UNF UNF UNF UNF*

Cathleen: hedonism
James: Yes.
James: We are for it

James: That pointless homosexual teasing.
Thomas: We are more than friends, but less than lovers! OUR LOVE HAS NO NAME!
Cathleen: You could call it Jake!
Cathleen: Jake is a nice name.

Cathleen: I am stressed now!
Cathleen: I will fucking end you all!

Cathleen: and what happened to James?
Thomas: Dead.
Zachary: Buried.
Thomas: Happy lamp overloaded, burnt the flesh from his bones.
Zachary: It's true.
Zachary: I heard the sizzle.
Cathleen: I love my happy lamp.
James: Sigh.
Cathleen: There he is!
Thomas: FUCKING ZOMBIEA AGHAGHAGHH
Thomas: ...
Thomas: *UNFBRAIN UNFBRAIN UNFBRAIN*

Thomas: College sucks! Everything sucks!
Thomas: *runs upstairs, shuts door, plays loud fall out boy*
James: Sigh.
James: I think I know that song, too.

Cathleen: YES!
Cathleen: no . . .
Thomas: STOP MESSING WITH ME WOMAN

Beth: .....
Beth: I've fucked for seven straight hours.
Beth: While (edited - Zach: TAKE THAT OUT Thomas: D:<)
Thomas: Notes for next time: Have someone feeding you grapes.

Thomas: Old people can have sexytime too!
Zachary: ...yeah, they can.
Thomas: But that does not mean I want to watch that, Internet.

Zachary: Philosphy of Athens (seize the new) versus Sparta (appreciate what you have).
Thomas: Spoiler: Athens wins.

Cathleen: so are there anymore "staff" related issues we need to work out?
Zachary: No. I don't think there really were originally.
Zachary: But I'm glad we talked about things.
Thomas: Blamed: James.
Zachary: Indeed!
Cathleen: Seconded.
Cathleen: Now.
Zachary: Now?
James: ?
Beth: Yes!
Thomas: GET HIM!
Zachary: RAAAA