Celebrate Easter with Our Happy Family

Ugh.

I've spent all day online, arguing with Zachary about Achewood and unsuccessfully convincing James to do crystal meth with me. ENJOY YOUR QUOTES YOU MONSTERS.

James: what did you think of my update?
Thomas: ...What update?
James: on elevennames.
Thomas: OH RIGHT
Thomas: You mean *my* update.

Thomas: LETS DO CRYSTAL METH
James: NO, LETS NOT.
Thomas: I HATE MY TEETH THOUGH

Thomas: Are you saying I should not be smoking crystal meth because I can't eat a sandwich?

Thomas: It's holy week! Yesterday was okay thursday, and before that, alright wednesday.
Thomas: But it's good friday now, and tomorrow? Awesome saturday.

Thomas: HAY ZACH WHO ARE YOU TEXTING
Thomas: IDK, MY BFF CHINA LOL
Thomas: *heads of baby boomers explode*
Zachary: I always assume that is the silent punctuation to every third line or so you write. Of anything.

Zachary: ...I still need to write the story of Osteotto, the messenger pigeon.
Thomas: I thought they were all dead!
Zachary: They probably are!
Zachary: That just makes the story even sadder than I thought it was!
Thomas: Unless you set it in WWII. Maybe you could have some matchstick girl dying of tuberculosis.

Zachary: Also, I hear you loathe achewood.
Zachary: http://achewood.com/
Zachary: Loathe today's!
Zachary: And/or this one and the one following it:
(Zachary proceeds to link to Achewood comics for forty minutes)

Cathleen: We'll pour molten chocolate over James or something.
Thomas: And then cover him in rose petals!

Thomas: Lolporn? Hmmm
Zachary: Hm.
Zachary: No.
Thomas: "I can has orgasm nau plz?"
Thomas: "Nom nom nom"
Beth: ....
Thomas: "Lonleez iz watchin you masturbate"
Zachary: ...
Beth: If you need me, I'll be in my room.
Zachary: "You has a flavor."
Beth: CRY-ING.

Zachary: And yes, surprise zombie buttsecks.
Zachary: There was, in fact, graphic surprise zombie buttsecks.
Thomas: Surprise zombie buttsecks!
Thomas: Surprise zombie buttsecks?
Beth: Discard it, Thomas! Let us never speak of this again!
Thomas: Surprise! Zombie buttsecks.
Thomas: Surprise zombie! Buttsecks?
Thomas: Okay.

Zachary: Okay. Any other issues?
Beth: You're gay!
Thomas: YOU TOTALLY ARE!

James: Did you see what I did there?
Thomas: I did indeed.
James: You are supposed to say, Yes, I see what you did there.
James: For the purposes of crazy quotes.
Thomas: YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF CRAZY QUOTES

BUNNIES SAY HIP HOP AND YOU DON'T STOP.